You get a lot of funny stuff.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1888096238.html 

The description on this one is quite hilarious too, he says: “yes it is a rat rod and does have rust and its not perfact.”  Now aside from the fact that I’m looking for a car that actually drives (which not everyone is, to be fair), why would I buy something from someone who can’t proofread their spelling before they sell?

This dump truck would really make those salvation army runs easy: 

You also get all the ones that don’t have prices listed…ain’t she purdy?! 

You get what a “Benz” used to look like…

And of course you get some that take you back to WWII.  This is a 1941 Military power wagon. 

There aren’t words for this one…

Not sure how this qualifies as a car or truck…

So sad…i love bugs. if i had space and knowledge to fix one i’d love to fix up my own…

This camper would let me cook for you anywhere! 

This truck will get you places! Or it would, if only it had a motor and transmission…

this 67 Impala reminds me of boys who sag their pants: 

1973 Super Beetle…so cute! listed as $800. not counting, of course, the DMV backfees… 

Your classic grandma car…which i would actually buy if I had the money, not a bad deal.  granny’s car is the best because she just drove it to the store and back. 

oh dang…

awwww 

this color is definitely straight out of the 70s…in fact, i once saw a toilet in an old berkeley apartment this color…

i heart bugs 

sure don’t look like cars to me…

now there’s a mom car: 

This one says “SURF WAGON? BAT ROD? PLANTER? YARD ART? Let your imagination run wild” 

ooh, another dump truck! 

hmmm. 

laughter is all i got for this one. no witty lines.  

OR I could annoy the neighbors and do what this ad told me to do: start my own project! 

go baby go! 

Clearly I’m not having any fun at all.

Dear Jesus, please give me wheels!